Can we all agree that Hell will have much better music than heaven?

Elton John, Freddie Mercury, Liberace. We can go on and on about all the gay musiciians that will, according to some Christians, be burning in hell based on a characteristic that they had no control over. So hell may be hot, but at least it’ll be hoppin’!

(And between you and me, I don’t want to spend eternity with a Deity that cares what your sexual orientation is anyway)