If you are totally gay, what are your chances of making it in the Marines?

I mean totally, like Elton Jhon, Liberace, Boy George or a french poodle.
By the way, I am NOT gay. I’m just curious after seen so many macho BS in the Marines commercials. It would be a great commedy punch line to have a Boy George type in the ranks just at the end when they are all lined up with the old fashioned rifles pressing aginst their noses.