What is your favorite quote?

Mine for this week is

“I’m Liberace without a piano.” Paul Lynde.

Let’s have fun with this. Please no obscene or questionable quotes! Thanks in advance!
I am not doing the thumbs down. I have enjoyed all your quotes thus far! Thanks, everyone!!!!!
Ray n’ Rondo – Yours is the funniest so far. I can’t stop laughing!!!!!! That’s a hoot…….